GROUNDHOG

Remember. . . if you can get out of bed, it's going to be a good day!

To kill a groundhog, you must first locate all their holes. They usually have two or three and the one with all the dirt piled out front is the main entrance. Fill in all the holes you find, except the main entrance, with dirt and stomp it down good. Then slip a cotton sock over the end of a piece of stiff garden hose and shove it down the main entrance hole as far as you can. Don't pull it back or you will lose the sock, and if you lose the sock, the system doesn't work! Now fill the hole in around the hose with dirt. Insert a funnel into the hose and pour a quart of chlorine bleach down the hose. Immediately pour a quart of ammonia after the bleach. Pull the hose out and stomp the dirt solid. If you did it right, that woodchuck will never see the sun again. 

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
DO NOT MIX THESE ITEMS TOGETHER ABOVE GROUND. THE FUMES KILL
NOTE: Some folks have used a plastic freezer bag instead of the cotton sock and report that it worked just as good, provided you don't poke a hole in it. Give it a try if you don't have a cotton sock.

If you just want to keep them from eating your garden, spray the plants with the following mixture. 

2 ozs. Of fish oil
1 tablespoon of dish soap
1 pint of warm water.

Mix all ingredients together in a clean bowl and strain through several layers of nylon stocking to remove any solids. Put the mixture into an old spray bottle and spray the plant leaves, top and bottom and the stems. This mixture works well on all rodents.